It doesn’t help that Sutherland’s vampire gang look like backup dancers in an Adam and the Ants video. Gay director Joel Schumacher’s ode to eternal puberty is more than just a little queer: Just count the lingering stares between new arrival Michael (Jason Patric) and vampire leader Kiefer Sutherland as Jamie Gertz hovers in the background. What up, wee-otch? This 2006 all-boy ripoff of The Craft is worth watching for a bumper crop of surly, shirtless himbos who don’t seem to pay much attention to girls.įun trivia: Covenant’s cast included future stars Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford and Sebastian Stan. Nope, there’s nothing homoerotic about this movie poster. Sadly, Josh’s heteroflexibility leads to his falling prey to a Dutch psychopath with a surgical fetish.
When the guys have a foursome in creepy Slovakia, it’s Pax Josh can’t keep his eyes off of. In Eli Roth’s 2005 breakout slasher flick, backpacking American Josh (Derek Richardson) clearly has a crush on his buddy Paxton (Jay Hernandez).
Below, we hack through our 13 favorite homoerotic horror movies.
